Virtually a party!

Service Description

So, you're probably wondering what all that pricing gibberish means. Let's define variables and whatnot: y = age of participants. Basically, if you can get half a millenium (500 years) or more of life experience together in up to 10 individuals (don't pull out the calculator kids, 500y/10ppl=avg.50y each), I'll "bring my toys over", and pay for parking if need be, just to soak up all that history; and talk to each of you about how to get the most out of our remaining years. If you have a few friends, but collectively are not quite old/cool enough to make the half millenium, it's just $1 for each year you're short. e.g. - seven friends, aged 66, 69, 70, 70, 73, 75, and 76 would pay $1 for us to bring "the arcade" and all its gerontological accoutrements. (66+69+70+70+73+75+76=499) a.g. four grandparents aged 68, 71, 72, 74, their children aged 45 and 47, and grandchildren aged 12, 15 and 18 would pay (500-68-71-72-74-45-47-12-15-18=)$78 This is a Private Residential promotional service and is not intended for repeat bookings by the same participants. Retirement Communities, Long Term Care facilities, and Community Centres should view Institution pricing plans. Virtually Real reserves the right to cancel "Virtually a party!" bookings without notice. Please contact us with inquiries - we're confident that mutually beneficial details can be arranged.